Monday, November 4, 2013

Three Felonies a Day


“It is hard to overstate the power of federal prosecutors,” NYU law professor Rachel Barkow

In “Three Felonies a Day: How the Feds Target the Innocent” Harvey Silverglate demonstrates how over-zealous U.S. attorneys take advantage of vague federal statutes to target people who did know knowingly break the law, including public officials and controversial private citizens, including political activists.  I’ll have to bring the book to the attention of Lake County surveyor George Van Til, hounded for allegedly having staff members engage in campaign work, something universally practiced by officeholders seeking re-election.  Someone with a personal grudge or political motive must have hounded the U.S. attorney until he looked into it.  I’m certain Van Til did not intend to break the law but was only following a time-honored tradition.

At Gaard Murphy Logan’s suggestion I started Will Schwalbe’s “The End of Your Life Book Club,” about a son discussing books with his mother critically ill with pancreatic cancer.  The first one of these, Wallace Stegner’s “Crossing to Safety,” deals with the friendship of two couples, including a woman dying of cancer.  Schwalbe mentions books that open with memorable lines, such as Ken Follett’s “The Pillars of the Earth” (“The small boys came early to the hanging”).  Even better is this opening salvo from John Irving’s “A Prayer for Owen Meany”: “I am doomed to remember a boy with a wrecked voice – not because of his voice, or because he was the smallest person I ever knew, or even because he was the instrument of my mother’s death, but because he is the reason I believe in God; I am a Christian because of Owen Meany.”  Gaard is currently reading “The Circle” by Dave Eggers, about a seemingly benign Internet monopoly, TruYou, that threatens everyone’s privacy.

WXRT focused on 1983, the year Dave and Phil completed seventh and eighth grades respectively.  I heard several songs Dave’s old band LINT performed, including REM’s “Radio Free Europe” and “Blister in the Sun” by the Violent Femmes.  Favorite albums in the Lane house included “Fun Boy Free” by the Specials and “Burning Down the House” by the Talking Heads.  The Kinks, whim we saw at the Star Plaza, made a comeback with “Come Dancing,” and John Mellencamp dropped the middle name “Cougar” on “Pink Houses.”

The Ayers Realtors Fall Newsletter “Beach Bits” column lists such Miller Beach upcoming events as a Food Bank benefit at Temple Israel, “Soupy Saturdays” at Lake Street Gallery till year’s end, and a book signing at the Gardner Center for Ron Cohen and James Capaldi’s “Pete Seeger Reader.”  Gene Ayers reported that NIRPC (Northwest Indiana Regional Planning Commission) labeled Miller a “Livable Community.”

Saturday we dined with the Hagelbergs at Longhorn Steakhouse after seeing “Last Vegas,” for me the second time.  Of the four geezers Morgan Freeman is the only one without a love interest, but when he dances with two drag queens he seems to have a boner going.   At Hagelbergs for bridge (Toni won), Dick turned on the end of the IU game.  The Hoosiers found another unique way to lose.  On Minnesota’s nine yard-line with 30 seconds to go and needing a field goal to tie of a TD for the win, the QB threw a swing pass behind the running back that fell incomplete.  Since it didn’t travel forward, it was a live ball.  A defenseman swooped it up after the IU player didn’t bother to retrieve it.  What a gaffe!

Philadelphia 76ers, predicted to be the NBA’s worst team, has started the season 3-0, defeating Miami, Washington, and the Bulls.  On opening night fans honored Allen Iverson, who officially announced his retirement, saying, “I gave everything I had to basketball.”  Nobody played with more guts than AI, my favorite player of his era and a worthy successor to fan favorite Charles Barkley.   On hand for the occasion were Julius “Dr. J” Erving and his Georgetown coach Thompson.  Barely six feet tall he led the league in scoring four times.

How great to find Steve Buscemi in season 5 of “The Sopranos’ as paroled gangster Tony Blundetto.  Blundetto hopes to go straight as a massage therapist, but something tells me he’ll be lured back into a life of crime.  It doesn’t take him long to piss off his cousin Tony Soprano, breaking into a Reginald Van Gleason III impression to declare in front of others, “Boy, are you fat.”  Rapidly losing his mind, Uncle Junior spots Larry David and Jeff Garlin on TV from “Curb Your Enthusiasm” and thinks it is he and Bobby.
Above, Reginald Van Gleason III; below, Samuel A. Love photo by Brenda Love
At the Unitarian Church in Hobart to speak on the subject of voting, Samuel Love sat in what he called “the king’s chair” but insisted that he is an anti-monarchist.  After Brenda posted a photo, Sam’s mother wrote that she was very proud of him.

Because the Vikings-Cowboys noon NFL game ended early, Fox switched to the Chargers-Redskins just as a replay review was underway.  Danny Woodhead came within inches of putting San Diego ahead with under a minute to go.  It came down to whether he grazed the pylon before touching the ground out of bounds.  After he was correctly ruled to have been short of the goal line, Washington had an unbelievable goal-line stand.  As Washington Post blogger Dan Steinberg stated, Somehow, a run and two passes got them bupkis, and the game improbably went to overtime.”  Skins won the coin toss and scored a TD to pull off an improbable win.

I suggested that Blandine Huk and Frederic Cousseau consider making a three-minute YouTube video called “The Dream Continues in Gary” based on our hanging Martin Luther posters at 4 Brothers Market and similar to the “Camilo Vergara MLK poster-bombing” at the abandoned Elgin Diner in Camden, New Jersey.  I also informed Pam Broadaway that I’d be willing to speak at the Maria Reiner Senior Center in Hobart about “Vietnam Veterans from the Calumet Region.”  She wants me to come in February; Steve McShane has agreed to go with me.

In an ideal world Mitt Romney would offer his services to the Obama administration in a dual effort to achieve a “Grand Bargain” regarding the budget and to fix problems with the Affordable Care Act.  During the 2012 campaign Romney touted closing tax loopholes as an answer to budget deficits; as Massachusetts governor he implemented a similar health care plane.  Perhaps, if the two found common ground, the President could reciprocate by offering Romney a cabinet post.  In 1940 when war clouds descended upon Europe, FDR appointed Republicans to key cabinet posts.  In 1960 after winning election by the narrowest of margins, JFK picked Robert McNamara and Douglas Dillon to head the Defense and Treasury departments.  The present situation is reminiscent of 1952, when Ike helped rescue the Republican Party from extremists.  Romney seems eager to save his party from Tea Party zealots, but is too timid apparently to make a statesmanlike gesture in the long-term interest of the nation and his party.  Instead he expects Chris Christie to save the GOP and meanwhile sticks to partisan attacks that are beneath his dignity.

In Nicole Anslover’s Sixties class the subject was Black Power.  I mentioned that the after the emphasis within the civil rights movement moved north Black Power spoke to what ghetto residents lacked – control over their own residences, stores, teachers, police, and public officials.  Nicole showed a 20-minute “Eyes on the Prize” segment about Carl Stokes winning election as mayor of Cleveland.
wit and wisdom postings by Steven Pickert

Friday, November 1, 2013

Trick or Treat


“I got 96 tears in my 96 eyes
I got a garbage brain, it’s driving me insane.”
    “Human Fly, Cramps

For Halloween Jonathyne Briggs shared a YouTube tune by the Cramps, with Lux Interior and Poison Ivy, featuring the album cover of their 1984 compilation “Bad Music for Bad People.”

At the Little Redhawk Café all tables were taken, so Anne Balay and I sat with a student named Ashley.  Anne said her 22 year-old daughter Emma planned to be trick-or-treating, and Ashley said she, too, enjoyed going out with friends on Halloween.  The weather forecast caused Portage and a few other communities to postpone trick-or-treating, but it was on in Chesterton, and the weather cooperated.  Not only did it stop raining, the temp was around 60.  About 75 costumed kids (and a few teens) came to our condo for candy, including a hippie, a ghoul, and Little Bo Peep.  Condo President Bernie Holicky stopped by, and I gave him a hug (according to Bruce Dern, the best remedy for anything).

I was able to answer homework queries from Becca (about alliteration) and James (an algebra problem involving converting a fraction to a percent).  For a crossword puzzle I told Toni wanted to know the nicknames for Ernesto (Ché) and for the University of Houston Cougars in the early Eighties (Phi Slama Jama).  Known for slam-dunking and a frenetic style of play, the “fraternity included Hakeen Olajuwon, Clyde Drexler, and Gary native Renaldo Thomas.

In Indiana University Northwest News Chancellor William J. Lowe explained the mission of a group he’s on, One Region.  Its theme was diversity, both in the Region and at IU Northwest.  Diversity took root at the turn of last century, Lowe wrote, when immigrants from several dozen countries sought industrial jobs.  He concluded, “Our region’s character remains defined by its diversity.  As Chancellor of one of Indiana’s most diverse publicly supported campuses, I believe Northwest Indiana is making strides in embracing our diversity as a regional asset that serves the interests of all of our citizens.”  Referring to the fiftieth anniversary of the March on Washington, Lowe challenged citizens to reflect on what type of future we want, asking, “Have our country and region progressed to become more welcoming and inclusive?”

Northwest News also highlighted an article about an IU Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender Alumni Association scholarship drive.  IU GLBT AA’s president Mike Shumate is a candidate for IU’s Board of Trustees.  Good luck to him.  

I found Shumate’s email address and wrote him about Anne Balay being denied tenure because she supposedly “teaches to an agenda” - the same rationale used to purge left-leaning professors during the Red Scare.  Before IU Northwest can brag about embracing diversity and serving all its students, it needs to stop firing professors with the temerity to be openly and outspokenly queer.  Anne’s fate, I am convinced, will have significance for future historians in assessing whether IU lived up to its expressed ideals at a time when a sea change in public opinion concerning Gay rights occurred.  One hopes the university’s top administrators will reconsider their action, if for no other reason than the sake of their legacy.

Once again Ryan Shelton, taking time out from his dual jobs in Marketing and as Lady Redhawks basketball coach, saved the day when I couldn’t get a function on InDesign to work.  Some folks objected to retiring Sharon Houston’s number, claiming it would lead to pressure to retire others.  His retort: it will be a long time before someone else scores 2,800 points, collects 1,700 rebounds, and blocks 500 shots.

I’ve been having weird dreams.  Last night I was traversing a steep road and realized I had passed my house.  When I started back, I somehow descended into woods populated by large animals as it started getting dark.  The night after teaching Nicole Anslover’s class, I had the old nightmare about standing in front of students and having no idea what to say.

In a New Yorker article about the princely JFK Adam Gopnik observed that Ronald Reagan and Bill Clinton “were both larger-than-life figures drawn from simpler American entertainments – Mr. Deeds and the Music Man, the wise innocent in power or the lovable fast-talking con man who turns out to be essential to everyone’s happiness.” 

“Last Vegas,” starring Robert DeNiro, Michael Douglas, Morgan Freeman, and Kevin Kline, drew a full house of (mainly) seniors on its opening day in Portage.  Douglas was perfect for the role of a 69 year-old set to marry a woman less than half his age.  His childhood buddies, the “Flatbush Four,” give up their sedentary lives for a weekend to “party like it’s 1959.”  Mary Steenburgen steals the show as a former tax attorney who, after putting her daughter through college, follows her dream and becomes a smalltime lounge singer with a heart of gold.

East Chicago Central and Gary West Side both won their Sectional semi-final football games, setting up a showdown between two teams that haven’t advanced this far in recent memory.  Dave wants me to attend; maybe I shall.
East Chicago star Martayveus Carter; NWI Times photo by Jim Bis